I just want to dress up and go to dinner parties and drink champagne with a boy in tux and a bowtie.
Wow yes me too
i would love to wear my tux and bow tie and do this with a girl!
So basically an episode of Gossip Girl minus the scheming and drama.
y’all get me.
Sounds good to me.
Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid